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We're all founders now

Mar 13, 2026

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6 min read

We're all founders now

Nardos Mengesha on the founder industrial complex

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hot girls in modern defense co merch

Mar 6, 2026

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5 min read

hot girls in modern defense co merch

Palantir as a lifestyle brand

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the middle is about to fall out

Feb 27, 2026

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5 min read

the middle is about to fall out

Zuck at Prada will save us

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homoeroticism is off the charts

Feb 20, 2026

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5 min read

homoeroticism is off the charts

Clavicular, RFK Jr., Kid Rock, Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, etc.

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“Dude, the Internet."

Feb 13, 2026

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7 min read

“Dude, the Internet."

Prestige Silicon Valley television.

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she's a bookie for pop culture

Feb 6, 2026

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5 min read

she's a bookie for pop culture

meet CUE

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olive oil and lobster

Jan 30, 2026

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4 min read

olive oil and lobster

a recipe for the permanent underclass

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McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

Jan 23, 2026

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4 min read

McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

and other notes from Davos

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harry styles caused

Jan 16, 2026

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4 min read

harry styles caused

the verizon outage

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gabby windey for governor of CA

Jan 9, 2026

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7 min read

gabby windey for governor of CA

and other fantastic ideas

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buying my own private island

Dec 19, 2025

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5 min read

buying my own private island

according to Reddit

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what do Bob Iger and Solidcore have in common?

Dec 12, 2025

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5 min read

what do Bob Iger and Solidcore have in common?

they're both in this week's newsletter.

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price of the brick going up

Dec 5, 2025

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5 min read

price of the brick going up

Netflix buys Warner Bros

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let the intrusive thought win

Nov 26, 2025

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4 min read

let the intrusive thought win

this Thanksgiving

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timo, nuzzi, bubba, ackman

Nov 21, 2025

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6 min read

timo, nuzzi, bubba, ackman

in case you missed it

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hot girls have started using AI

Nov 14, 2025

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5 min read

hot girls have started using AI

Disney stars are ruining it

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Not medical advice

Nov 7, 2025

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5 min read

Not medical advice

it's risk ON in the gc

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gay or straight

Oct 31, 2025

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3 min read

gay or straight

only the timeline can tell

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a heist, a pardon, the mafia

Oct 24, 2025

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5 min read

a heist, a pardon, the mafia

it's crime week here at the news factory

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unc here

Oct 17, 2025

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4 min read

unc here

explaining 6-7 to you

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plus 1000 aura points

Oct 10, 2025

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4 min read

plus 1000 aura points

for reading this newsletter

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grandma is cooked

Oct 3, 2025

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5 min read

grandma is cooked

Thanksgiving is gonna be a bloodbath

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Tylenol is making you autistic

Sep 26, 2025

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4 min read

Tylenol is making you autistic

no es real?

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women can be losers too

Sep 19, 2025

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5 min read

women can be losers too

Taylor Swift, The Summer I Turned Pretty and male yearning

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The Great Lock In

Sep 12, 2025

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4 min read

The Great Lock In

is a psyop

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