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laser hair removal & full body CT

Jun 19, 2026

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2 min read

laser hair removal & full body CT

at the Midjourney Spa in the heart of SF

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the international mind cannot

Jun 12, 2026

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1 min read

the international mind cannot

comprehend the surrealism of Bass Pro Shop

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shit poster of the week is...

Jun 5, 2026

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2 min read

shit poster of the week is...

Hunter Biden

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Grimes, The Pope, and Aella have one thing in common

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

Grimes, The Pope, and Aella have one thing in common

AI is God?

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I never see you at the club

May 22, 2026

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2 min read

I never see you at the club

Ok? I never see you at Mamdani's d*ck-riddled livestream

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 🚨Nudes and feet pics🚨

May 15, 2026

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1 min read

🚨Nudes and feet pics🚨

use cases for Instagram's newest feature

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A woman explaining

May 8, 2026

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2 min read

A woman explaining

Hantavirus to you

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AI Psychosis

May 1, 2026

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2 min read

AI Psychosis

Live from the summit

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buying popularity 101

Apr 24, 2026

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2 min read

buying popularity 101

this course brought to you by venture capital

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Witnessing the raw skill and fortitude of the TMZ DC team

Apr 17, 2026

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1 min read

Witnessing the raw skill and fortitude of the TMZ DC team

my show is on

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Casting call for OpenAI's Miniseries

Apr 10, 2026

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5 min read

Casting call for OpenAI's Miniseries

Michael Cera as Sam Altman, Jack Black as Rick Rubin, etc.

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lobotomize me

Apr 3, 2026

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4 min read

lobotomize me

after doing my crypto taxes

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Enclosed find Meek Mill's

Mar 27, 2026

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5 min read

Enclosed find Meek Mill's

Pitch deck

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Monitoring Bernie Sanders'

Mar 20, 2026

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5 min read

Monitoring Bernie Sanders'

AI Psychosis

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We're all founders now

Mar 13, 2026

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6 min read

We're all founders now

Nardos Mengesha on the founder industrial complex

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hot girls in modern defense co merch

Mar 6, 2026

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5 min read

hot girls in modern defense co merch

Palantir as a lifestyle brand

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the middle is about to fall out

Feb 27, 2026

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5 min read

the middle is about to fall out

Zuck at Prada will save us

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homoeroticism is off the charts

Feb 20, 2026

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homoeroticism is off the charts

Clavicular, RFK Jr., Kid Rock, Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, etc.

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“Dude, the Internet."

Feb 13, 2026

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7 min read

“Dude, the Internet."

Prestige Silicon Valley television.

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she's a bookie for pop culture

Feb 6, 2026

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5 min read

she's a bookie for pop culture

meet CUE

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olive oil and lobster

Jan 30, 2026

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4 min read

olive oil and lobster

a recipe for the permanent underclass

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McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

Jan 23, 2026

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4 min read

McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

and other notes from Davos

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harry styles caused

Jan 16, 2026

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4 min read

harry styles caused

the verizon outage

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gabby windey for governor of CA

Jan 9, 2026

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7 min read

gabby windey for governor of CA

and other fantastic ideas

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buying my own private island

Dec 19, 2025

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5 min read

buying my own private island

according to Reddit

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