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olive oil and lobster

Jan 30, 2026

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4 min read

olive oil and lobster

a recipe for the permanent underclass

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McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

Jan 23, 2026

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4 min read

McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

and other notes from Davos

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Boys Club
harry styles caused

Jan 16, 2026

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4 min read

harry styles caused

the verizon outage

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Boys Club
gabby windey for governor of CA

Jan 9, 2026

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7 min read

gabby windey for governor of CA

and other fantastic ideas

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Boys Club
buying my own private island

Dec 19, 2025

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5 min read

buying my own private island

according to Reddit

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Boys Club
what do Bob Iger and Solidcore have in common?

Dec 12, 2025

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5 min read

what do Bob Iger and Solidcore have in common?

they're both in this week's newsletter.

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Boys Club
price of the brick going up

Dec 5, 2025

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5 min read

price of the brick going up

Netflix buys Warner Bros

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Boys Club
let the intrusive thought win

Nov 26, 2025

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4 min read

let the intrusive thought win

this Thanksgiving

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Boys Club
timo, nuzzi, bubba, ackman

Nov 21, 2025

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6 min read

timo, nuzzi, bubba, ackman

in case you missed it

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