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We're all founders now

Mar 13, 2026

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6 min read

We're all founders now

Nardos Mengesha on the founder industrial complex

hot girls in modern defense co merch

Mar 6, 2026

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5 min read

hot girls in modern defense co merch

Palantir as a lifestyle brand

the middle is about to fall out

Feb 27, 2026

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5 min read

the middle is about to fall out

Zuck at Prada will save us

homoeroticism is off the charts

Feb 20, 2026

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5 min read

homoeroticism is off the charts

Clavicular, RFK Jr., Kid Rock, Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, etc.

“Dude, the Internet."

Feb 13, 2026

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7 min read

“Dude, the Internet."

Prestige Silicon Valley television.

she's a bookie for pop culture

Feb 6, 2026

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5 min read

she's a bookie for pop culture

meet CUE

olive oil and lobster

Jan 30, 2026

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4 min read

olive oil and lobster

a recipe for the permanent underclass

McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

Jan 23, 2026

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4 min read

McDonald's or Palantir, lift your balls, Macron's blepharoplasty

and other notes from Davos

harry styles caused

Jan 16, 2026

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4 min read

harry styles caused

the verizon outage

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