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Bonjour,

The vibe rn fr.

Dumb Bitch Hour had range this week, from AI job loss to speculation of a pump.fun token sale to Kylie Jenner’s boob job. We live to serve.

ily,

Writer: Natasha 
Editor: Miranda

Marc, CEO of Polygon was on the show talking about the launch of Katana. Listen here!

I’m not even mad that, after two glasses of lunch wine, I had to completely rewrite this newsletter. The ma(i)n characters of my favorite reality TV show, the U.S. political system, had a public dispute worthy of a Watch What Happens Live recap.

Many of us have been waiting for this day: Trump and Musk have broken up.

Personally, I think the trouble in this bromance started back in May, when Trump doxed Elon for taking the fat shot.

But according to the internet, things started to heat up between the two on Tuesday of this week, when Elon began openly criticizing Trump’s 'Big Beautiful' budget bill that the Senate is soon set to vote on. And I kinda feel for Trump here. As someone whose own budget has faced criticism while planning my Euro Summer, I can unfortunately relate.

Things escalated from there, and before we knew it, here we were.

Now, if you want a play-by-play on the current state of the Union, I suggest you check out another newsletter. I’m just here to tell you what happened on the timeline.

Many did the unthinkable.

The liberal elite returned from their safe-haven decentralized social media platform to watch the world burn.

The account Autism Capital became an intermediary between two of the world’s most powerful men.

Tesla’s stock price tanked and prophecies were revealed.

And no one could get anything done.

I feel as though I am an addict amongst addicts on the verge of our final bender and man has it been a beautiful way to go out.