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Bonjour,
Writing this newsletter……
at chipotle with no bra on #textme
— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1)
9:07 PM • Apr 22, 2025
The Boys will be in SF next week, if you have people you think we should meet #textme.
ily,
In one week we could be partying together at The Net Gala. Thanks to our bffs Polygon for making the whole thing possible. Request RSVP here.
🚨BREAKING🚨
s/o to our 2025 Net Gala supporters:
@deuxmoiworld
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@blankspac_e& our presenting sponsor @0xPolygon
— Boys Club™ (@BoysClubWorld)
6:48 PM • Apr 23, 2025

This week, what can only be described as AI slop earned a coveted top-five spot on YouTube Shorts.
This AI-generated YouTube Short of a baby “surviving a plane crash and saved by a puppy” has over 400 million views (a top 5 most viewed clip last week).
It also has 27k+ comments that mostly look AI generated. We in slopworld.
— Bearly AI (@bearlyai)
5:06 PM • Apr 23, 2025
Which inevitably dusted up the Dead Internet discourse. The Dead Internet Theory is the belief that the majority of the internet is controlled by bots, algorithms, and pay-to-play influencers, all of which are designed to shape our perspectives and control cultural narratives.
Dead internet theory
— @levelsio (@levelsio)
8:08 PM • Jan 23, 2025
Some believe that this dead internet, optimized for view-maxxing, is a product of late-stage capitalism, where paid influencers talking to bots is a psyop to get you to buy creatine.

Now I’m not going to argue against this theory, and I’m not going to say that we aren’t increasingly living in an online reality that’s fraught with a lack of humanity, but this internet has also allowed me to be the first of my bloodline to witness the vast expanse of the human experience.
I’m the first in my bloodline to read such words
— BurnaGirl (@ivyliigue)
12:00 PM • Apr 21, 2025
From this man covering Frank Ocean’s Nights.
this is the Frank Ocean cover I mentioned (in defense of internet addiction)
— deana (@medeana)
5:43 PM • Apr 23, 2025
To this chicken in jeans (just watch it).
I was waiting to see a human when she said he had jeans on lmao 🤣
— DJ Kam Bennett (@KameronBennett)
1:13 AM • Apr 22, 2025
To this sweet man finishing his 48th Boston Marathon.
@bman363 Boston Marathon number 48 is completed. Thanks all my TikTok friends specially Wellesley and Boston College.#fyp #blessed #bostonmarathon ... See more
So let’s just say, if the internet is dead then I don’t want to be alive.
top 10 boden holders get to smoke crack cocaine with hunter biden.
— Dip Wheeler (@DipWheeler)
9:34 PM • Apr 23, 2025

omg youre so smart for a man
— grass (@keepoffgrasss)
11:32 PM • Apr 23, 2025
i have tasted sending long paragraphs and i have tasted saying ok. i highly recommend saying ok
— ً (@sonohoor)
1:38 PM • Apr 23, 2025
Girls trip here???
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)
2:56 PM • Apr 22, 2025
white people LOVE to say "ooooh that's dangerous" after the first sip of a drink where you can barely taste the alcohol in it
— ✨ z - evie ✨ (@sillymoder_)
2:15 PM • Apr 20, 2025
No pope rn so premarital is A-OK
— hero ⚔️ (@1thousandfaces_)
5:18 AM • Apr 24, 2025