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Figma IPO edition


Bonjour,
What’s a good risk for someone just getting into risks?
I need more risk in my life.
If anyone has some big risks I can get involved with, let me know
— Leighton (@lay2000lbs)
5:35 PM • Jul 31, 2025
ily,
It’s time.
The Polygon Yapper Leaderboard is live.
— Polygon (@0xPolygon)
3:30 PM • Jul 29, 2025

Figma, the design tool, went public on the NYSE yesterday with a debut straight out of a venture capitalist’s wet dream.

The shares were priced at $33 and surged over 250% on day one, hitting a high of $124.63 and closing at $115.50, pushing the valuation north of $60 billion. Safe to say, the ticker is $FIG.
As with any generational wealth-generating moment, there were winners and there were losers. I’m here to take you through both sides of the coin.

But first, we’ll start with some winners who lacked a shadow side: the founders. Dylan Field and Evan Wallace, universally known as very nice dudes, joined the tres commas club after more than a decade of hard work.
Dylan Field and Evan Wallace today
— Natasha from Boys Club (@natashaghoskins)
4:09 PM • Aug 1, 2025
One of them donated over $400 million worth of shares to charity. I love to see a good guy win big.
Figma is the perfect example of genuinely kind people like @zoink and team winning, showing you don't have to be an asshole to be a successful founder and build something valuable for the world
— Linda Xie (@ljxie)
5:56 PM • Jul 31, 2025
Really cool tidbit in the Figma IPO: It's reclusive co-founder, Evan Wallace, gave away shares worth $442m to charity — making a nonprofit the largest selling shareholder in this deal:
— Lucinda Shen (@ShenLucinda)
3:13 PM • Jul 31, 2025
Our first winner/loser combo: Lina Khan and Adobe.
A huge part of the Figma IPO lore is that the only reason they went public yesterday was because back in 2022, Adobe was set to acquire Figma at a $20 billion valuation. But Lina Khan, the former Chair of the U.S. Federal Trade Commission, blocked the deal citing antitrust concerns, arguing it would stifle competition. Adobe then famously had to pay Figma a $1 billion breakup fee (must be nice).
Live look at Adobe CEO watching Figma open with a $55B market cap
— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital)
6:12 PM • Jul 31, 2025
With the IPO nearly tripling the valuation of the company, it seems Lina Khan can sleep easy knowing she’s (inadvertently, ofc) created major shareholder value.
An inconvenient truth is that two of the best VCs of our time are Lina Khan (created billions in Figma shareholder value) and SBF (would have delivered a $20B return on Anthropic)
— Zak Kukoff (@zck)
6:31 PM • Jul 31, 2025
Next, venture capitals for the W, retail investors for the L. VCs hit their payday, with 3 funds 10Xing their entire fund.
there’s 10x returners, there’s fund returners, and there’s figma:
figma alone returned 10X the ENTIRE FUND for not one, not two, but three VC funds:
— Siqi Chen (@blader)
5:29 AM • Aug 1, 2025
For us tradoooors on Robinhood…things didn’t look as great.
Applied for 2k $FIG IPO shares. Got filled....on 1 share
Wtf @RobinhoodApp— brianhc.eth (@brianhc)
2:12 PM • Jul 31, 2025
The single-share position took on a life of its own as people clocked into their jobs at the meme factory.
“mom, how are we so rich?”
“your dad sold his 1 figma share robinhood allocated him in the $fig ipo”
— Alex Kehr (@alexkehr)
5:22 PM • Jul 31, 2025
This, of course, sparked a conversation on the timeline of how rigged the game is, and for those who worship at the altar of Bill Gurley, it was a great day to watch him play.
For our final winners and losers, I give you Figma Employees:
Know a guy who made $15M off the Figma IPO.
Worked there 5 years, got in at $300M valuation and initial comp was 75k/yr of equity
Your reminder it doesn't take founding something to get rich.
— Brian Blum (@brian_blum1)
2:39 AM • Aug 1, 2025
Really, really, really happy for all my friends retiring after the Figma IPO. Really.
— John Bai (@BohnJai)
4:43 PM • Jul 31, 2025
And those who could have worked at Figma:
fml i should've taken the free $30 million lol
— joowon (@n0w00j)
1:40 AM • Aug 1, 2025
Anyway, here’s hoping you can:
You get in there and make Figma’s IPO about you
— Zak Kukoff (@zck)
3:28 PM • Jul 31, 2025

One of the funniest ads I've ever seen. No idea what it could possibly mean
— Oliver Traldi (@olivertraldi)
5:21 PM • Jul 30, 2025
guy that was just on epstein's island for the zipline
— cool texas timothy (@dreadconquest)
8:45 PM • Jul 25, 2025
They're calling it possibly the worst tattoo of all time.
— Marquitos (@MoxieBoosted)
8:04 PM • Jul 27, 2025
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— bug girl (@buggirl)
8:56 PM • Jul 31, 2025