Unconscious uncoupling

Bonjour,

The Boys have been in LA doing very LA things.

ily,

Writer: Natasha 
Editor: Deana

Do you even know Agglayer by Polygon?

Sometimes the worst thing that happens to someone ends up being the best thing that happens to Twitter us.

Yesterday, the Chief Executive Officer and Chief People Officer of a unicorn tech company you’ve never heard of became the main characters of the internet.

These two, both married to other people, were caught in 4K on a jumbotron at a Coldplay concert, wrapped in each other’s arms in the way adults only are when they’ve seen each other naked.

The video went bonkers viral and it took the internet no time at all to identify and doxx the two on main.

It seems it was a company affair, as the Director of People was also there and ended up being the only person left in the shot after the two exited stage left, with nothing to do but smile through the pain.

If you are offline, I can not express to you how much this reached escape velocity. To give you a sense, these are the current recommended results if you Google search “CEO” rn.

As a result, Coldplay topped the Spotify charts, prediction markets spun up, a memecoin was launched, and thousands upon thousands of videos, tweets, and reactions were posted weighing in on the moment.

There’s a think piece to be written here on the state of privacy, surveillance, social media sleuthing, and facial recognition software…

But here’s my concise take: in 2025, anything you do in public is fair game for the internet.

Who knows, maybe this a great love, that could rival even the most complex and storied situationships of our time.