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You think you just fell out of a coconut tree
into the context of this European vacation
Bonjour,
I’ve had a very offline friend visiting me this week, and WOW, it has revealed the brain rot that comes with being an online person. So, in the spirit of leaving nothing unexplained, here is some foundational text for today’s newsletter.
Club stuff:
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Who amongst us is brave enough to ask the question: What do Kamala Harris and European vacations have in common? This very newsletter.
Obviously, politics are on the internet’s mind, and Kamala Harris has provided the Twitter troves with no shortage of Veep-level sound bites to feast on.
feels like the kamala shitposts are the political version of when people tricked sony into putting morbius back in theaters
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)
8:15 PM • Jul 2, 2024
Here’s what’s going on:
The above clip in particular has given us a new meme format that I personally can not get enough of.
Born to fall out of a coconut tree, forced to live in the context
— Daniel (@growing_daniel)
9:28 PM • Jul 2, 2024
Did you fall out of the coconut tree and smack your little head on the context of all in which you live and what came before you?
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar)
2:37 AM • Jul 3, 2024
And as with every July and August, it seems that the context in which people are existing is on vacation in Europe. And as someone who has not STFU about being in Paris this month, I now need to STFU on this one.
Annual reminder that “being in Europe” is not a personality
— Adam Delehanty (@adam__xyz)
7:26 PM • Jun 28, 2024
However, I’m a yapper, so I’ll continue.
“say less” i would like to, believe me. i simply cannot
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)
1:59 PM • Jul 3, 2024
The European summer Insta stories and photo dumps are an annual rite of passage that I cherish.
no offense but how do you all afford trips to Europe every other month
— someone left the cake out in the rain (@bjorksunibrow)
7:46 PM • Jun 30, 2024
It’s an exercise in social signaling around taste, money, aesthetics, and privilege that is so deeply tone-deaf and cringe-worthy on such a profound level that it should be studied as to why I (and many of you) participate both as posters and consumers?
Truly, the only thing more humiliating than existing within the context is then posting said context on Instagram.
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no offense to myself but wtf am i doing
— erica (@ericanextdooor)
6:01 PM • Jul 2, 2024
unfortunately had to remove two people from my close friends this week 🙏🏽 one of them was trying to fuck me and made it weird. and one of them wasn’t trying to which pissed me off
— nesrin danan (@blackprints)
12:49 AM • Jul 2, 2024
Unbothered
Moisturized
Happy
In my lane
Focused
Flourishing
Unburdened by what has been
Existing in the context— Aubrey Strobel (@aubreystrobel)
1:45 AM • Jul 3, 2024