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The FBI seized my phone.
and only found pictures of a breakfast buffet
Bonjour,
I’ve been swamped in Bangkok:
In the latest pod, I talk about my vagina with Priyanka Jain, CEO and Co-Founder of Evvy. A must-listen! (i’m not kidding.)
OK, let’s talk about the internet.
ily,
The FBI seized the phone and other electronic devices of Shayne Coplan, CEO of the betting platform Polymarket, this week.
new phone, who dis?
— Shayne Coplan 🦅 (@shayne_coplan)
9:15 PM • Nov 13, 2024
This got me thinking—based on this week’s timeline, what would you find on the phones of a few key internet figures? Starting with...
The editor-in-chief of People magazine. I believe we would find that they are, in fact, bad at their job.
need them to start taking this process as seriously as the conclave of cardinals choosing a new pope or not do it at all
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle)
6:26 AM • Nov 13, 2024
This photo of Glen Powell with his nipple out being released on the same day of John Krasinski’s Sexiest Man Alive photoshoot? OMG I’D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)
2:09 PM • Nov 13, 2024
i really needed this laugh today omg
— zae (@itszaeok)
6:07 PM • Nov 11, 2024
Next up, the new Cabinet picks of the U S of A would be asking, “chat is this real?”
Now I'm wondering if I'm in the cabinet
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson)
2:02 AM • Nov 13, 2024
Donald Trump announces that Dua Lipa will lead the Department of Tourism and Travel Management
— dam 🍷 (@damnostalgia)
8:20 PM • Nov 13, 2024
Donald Trump names Caitlyn Jenner as Secretary of Transportation.
— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant)
12:10 AM • Nov 14, 2024
Donald Trump names supergroup ‘boygenius’ as heads of the board of monogamy
— syrup (@secretsguid)
12:24 AM • Nov 14, 2024
And lastly, anyone who bought drugs using crypto would be…regretting it.
It appears I paid $128,000 for some Molly back in 2015.
— van00sa (@van00sa)
3:01 AM • Nov 12, 2024
Have a good weekend!
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
— The Ginger Swindler (sixers apologist) (@lilydsmith)
10:23 PM • Nov 14, 2024
Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it’s obvious he’s not fully confident in it. Tough to see
— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor)
6:58 PM • Nov 13, 2024
when the fries arrive and they're steak fries... don't fucking piss me off.,.
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi)
11:03 PM • Nov 10, 2024
if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you
— 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 (@___adorn)
10:55 PM • Nov 10, 2024