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My recession indicator is tingling
It doesn't feel good


Bonjour,
Welcome to my blog.
Some guy last night was like, you have a blog right? and I was like uhhh I guess
— Natasha from Boys Club (@natashaghoskins)
1:45 PM • Mar 20, 2025
If you’d like to stop hearing from me you only need to do one thing.
if my company was acquired for $32B in cash you would literally never hear from me again
— alli (@sonofalli)
3:00 PM • Mar 18, 2025
If you’d like to hear from me more, give Dumb B!tch Hour a listen here. Or if you want to hang we are doing a low-key thing in BK tomorrow for Crypto: The Game, RSVP here.
ily,
Polygon bagged another W, this time on the RWA front.
Today the RWA TVL reached the $10b mark.
The sector leader is @ethereum with $7.9b, in second place @0xPolygon with $255m and in third place @base with $202m.
Over the past 7 days, @BlackRock / $BUIDL TVL is up +93% and @ethena_labs / $USDtb is up +257% over the same time
— Alex (@obchakevich_)
2:09 PM • Mar 18, 2025

News that DoorDash and Klarna (a predatory buy now, pay later service) have formed a partnership that has sparked discourse about an impending recession.
Klarna and DoorDash should not even know each other exist. That’s a collab fresh from the gates of hell.
— AT (@primediscussion)
10:43 PM • Mar 20, 2025
I finally finished paying off my Starbucks drink from last year so this is perfect
— greg (@greg16676935420)
4:03 PM • Mar 20, 2025
There are recession indicators that really track, like Airbnb hosts trying to dump their properties off the coast of Galveston, TX.
No, Seriously.
Every silly person who bought an Airbnb in Galveston, TX is trying to dump it
— Amy Nixon (@texasrunnerDFW)
1:46 AM • Mar 20, 2025
Or the fact that gambling addicts seemed to take a beat this week.
In January, Pump Fun saw 1.7M+ tokens launching daily, with over 1% graduating
This week, we went a full 24 hours without a single one
What happened?
— Matt (@0xMatt1)
1:04 PM • Mar 19, 2025
Or that JNCO Jeans prices are now the same price as Acne. God, forgive us.
JNCO inflation
— zircon (@web3qn)
2:11 PM • Mar 20, 2025
And then there are recession indicators with a spiritual vibe—signs of a lack of abundance that suggest an imminent decrease in consumer spending. Like this:
Shawn Mendes compliments Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein photoshoot:
“guapo”
— Pop Base (@PopBase)
1:29 PM • Mar 21, 2025
Or Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang re-wearing a cheaper leather jacket then he did last key note.

Or that Selena Gomez is making music again.
is now a good time to say i think in another life selena gomez would have been a nurse
— Audrey Horne (@credenzaclear2)
4:10 PM • Sep 23, 2023
And/ or:
recession indicator: sabrina carpenter Eiffel tower discourse
— bella ☭ (@bellanati0n)
2:18 PM • Mar 21, 2025
Anyway, go spend some money this weekend!

the real recession indicator is that i’m trying to get out of the strip club & get a civilian job
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo)
6:39 PM • Mar 12, 2025
I love my mom but why is she like that
— кєℓρ꩜ (@Omokelp)
6:02 PM • Mar 20, 2025
Coworker called herself autistic for remembering a 4 digit number
— Lyme Disease Truther (@JohnFartScent)
7:38 PM • Mar 18, 2025
it’s so suspicious when you meet someone from Twitter and they’re hot. You immediately know something is deeply wrong with them + they will die alone
— hope hopes hoping (@hopes_revenge)
3:29 AM • Mar 17, 2025
Good girls go to heaven bad girls make a substack
— Ms. Amish (@camillepawglia)
5:57 PM • Mar 20, 2025