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Just woke up from a 13 year coma?
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Bonjour,
Bringing this energy back to the chat:
women don’t pretend to dig for something in their purse and pull out their middle finger anymore
— Daisy Alioto (@daisandconfused)
7:19 PM • Oct 28, 2024
Latest pod here – we talk about BTC's inability to hit an ATH, reveal that neither Deana nor I have any clue what a parlay is, and discuss Apple’s AI being a dumb bitch.
ily,
As always, I’m here to talk about Twitter and attempt to connect the absolute stupidity of existing on that app to something deeper about humanity. Wish me luck.
remember to check the halloween candy for drugs!!!! you might get lucky
— Zinx (@fxckzinx)
6:03 PM • Oct 31, 2024
A single tweet, spurred by a happy moment for a man named Bruke, spawned an unofficial Twitter contest for the most important cultural moments of the last 13 years. Said tweet has hit big numbers, with over 113M views.
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
— Bruke (@BrukeFasil)
6:24 PM • Oct 22, 2024
The more than 17,000 quote tweets are a honeypot, highlighting what might be the best days of our lives, with a few key themes emerging.
Lots of iconic fashion moments i.e. Bella at Coperni show in 2023:
show her this
— bella archive (@hadidfiles)
10:04 AM • Oct 28, 2024
To the archives of God-tier reality TV franchises:
To live music moments that can never be recreated:
show her this
— ivy (@ivyonthemove)
2:57 PM • Oct 27, 2024
What strikes me as I go down this virtual memory lane is that the communal experience of the internet is its most defining quality. Whether it was a clip I could recall word for word or a K-pop reference that well and truly was over my head:
tell her fromis_9 finally got the hit they deserved!
— kim | SUPERSONIC (@blacckpop)
10:03 AM • Oct 28, 2024
One thing was clear: each memory centers on the idea that these moments only hold meaning when shared with someone—that their value in the world relies on someone else bearing witness alongside you. In this case, that someone is aunty.
I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable
— francis (@gorgeousbrains)
9:37 PM • Oct 31, 2024
i have a crush i plan to kiss in two weeks, a crush i plan to date in two years, and a crush i plan to marry when the time is right. this is as far as i’ll go with the poly stuff
— jo (@cowboypraxis)
3:26 PM • Oct 28, 2024
pls don’t KOL yourself
— annelisa.eth (@notannelisa)
5:09 AM • Oct 30, 2024
i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety
— ً (@sonoreid)
1:20 AM • Oct 28, 2024