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Boys Club
August 29, 2025

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This week, Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous entrepreneur behind the blood-testing company Theranos, who in 2022 was convicted of three counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, began tweeting.

She is currently serving an 11-year sentence at the Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas. Along with Ghislaine Maxwell who was convicted for heinous crimes and Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fame who was involved in a fraud scheme targeting elderly victims.

After almost a decade of silence on social media, Holmes began firing off quotes from prominent human rights figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

The vibe and execution of her tweets show you can’t just jump back into the game that is Twitter. The hiatus is…showing.

Now you might be wondering….

And the answer is no, you cannot tweet from prison. But yes, there is definitely a wild business opportunity in there somewhere.

Now, I love this crazy, calculated bitch, and I believe there is absolutely no world in which Holmes is unaware of what’s happening here. She has a plan, and I, for one, can’t wait to watch it unfold.

Of course, the internet is speculating on what her next move will be, and unfortunately for me, even Elizabeth Holmes wouldn’t launch a shitter.

Now, there are a few obstacles to her launching a new venture, chief among them the fact that she’s incarcerated. However, part of Holmes’ conviction included an order to pay $452 million in restitution (a shared responsibility with her previous partner Sunny Balwani), so babygirl has quite the hole to dig herself out of, and there’s no time like the present to get started.

My guess as to what this next venture could be? Based on her responses, quote tweets, and back and forth with Bryan Johnson, the final boss of the longevity movement, I’d put my money on her launching some sort of DTC anti-aging, biohacking, live-forever, at-home kit.

Or maybe she’s just posting to try and get back at her ex for the dirtiest read of all time.