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- I was fired from Instagram today!
I was fired from Instagram today!
I was responsible for story comments
Bonjour,
Summer is over, time to lock in and set some goals.
My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail)
1:29 AM • Sep 3, 2024
Club news:
ily,
Instagram launched a new feature this week that has most people going…
You can now leave comments on stories that other followers will be able to see.
ENOUGH!!! we need LESS ways of contacting each other!!!
— aisha (@blackpowerpufff)
5:17 PM • Sep 4, 2024
The feature launch tracks with the general take that Instagram has lost the plot and is looking to find herself in all the wrong places.
This was the last thing I designed at instagram…. In 2019
— Joe Kennedy (@joekndy)
3:44 PM • Sep 5, 2024
I do not understand Instagram for the life of me. Is it a dating app? Are we trying to be scouted by a modeling agency? Are we trying to secure the bag as influencers? Are we posting for Grandma? Like Wtf is going on there
— kt🧝🏻♀️ (@amishescapee)
1:33 AM • Jul 2, 2023
My takes are twofold:
First, this feature release is the latest in a long line of shallow internet interactions that perpetuate superficial relationships and exacerbate the loneliness epidemic. We should really just pick up the phone and check in on each other.
IRL friendships (strong bonds) who over time *devolve* into parasocial friendships (weak bonds) because it’s straight up easier to “update” people via stories on social media vs making the effort to plan (or even text) is a negative externality that we won’t talk enough about.
— Michael J. Miraflor (@michaelmiraflor)
1:10 AM • Sep 6, 2024
Second, RIP to the reply guys who, until now, have lived in the peace of privately responding to thirst traps in DMs. It's only a matter of time before the new UX trips them up, leading to a public comment they can never recover from. Rest in power, kings.
I didn’t need to go to NYU… my Gallatin School of Individualized Study was the streets
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz)
5:43 AM • Sep 5, 2024
This bitch fucked up my iced coffee so badly that I’m actually going to vote this year for whichever candidates are in favor of lowering the minimum wage and that barista’s quality of life for four years or more I’m not even vindictive naturally that’s how badly she fucked it
— annie (@soychotic)
4:58 PM • Sep 3, 2024
leonardo dicaprio just switched to bing
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio)
9:26 PM • Sep 4, 2024
Ohhhhmygod my bra is showing? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a dress code disciplinary meeting? Should we invite my middle school vice principal
— Meg (@megannn_lynne)
2:26 PM • Aug 28, 2024