How can I make Justin's DWI

Bonjour,

Wow, the internet and this newsletter are taking a very serious topic and making it incredibly unserious today.

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Writer: Natasha (insta)
Editor: Deana

Fortunately for you, I am legally required to talk about the internet’s reaction to Justin Timberlake’s arrest in Sag Harbor on Monday night. If I’m being honest (when am I not), Twitter hasn’t been this funny since the insurrection.

It’s sad (he looks unwell) and pathetic (get an Uber), but we are leaving that aside to observe some things.

First, the internet's ability to make it about themselves.

And in doing so, they become so navel-gazing that their rage-fueled expectations are that others will make it about themselves too. A perfect tweet that satirically sets this up is below:

On that note, there’s something I really love about this internet loop:

something happens → opinions form → PC response emerging → virtue signaling begins → edge lords take the timeline → something else happens

There is more to unpack here, but I digress.

Next, the internet called that this would happen when Jessica Biel cut her hair. Let me explain. A few weeks ago, JT’s wife, Jessica Biel, posted a boomer-coded Tiktok where she chops off her hair.

@jessbiel

Brought back the fuck ass Bob 💇🏻‍♀️

Immediately the comments blew up, the Twitter mentions went off and every women on earth who saw this video said, oh there is trouble in that home.

And now each of those women are saying, I told you so.

So this week just proves (1) make everything about you or others will and (2) believe women when they say a haircut means something.

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