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big week for bad ads
Don't be weak. Stay f*cking hard.
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Tense week for marketing teams. Advertising fumbles are making their way through the alphabet.
A is for Apple, who took a page from TikTok and outraged many (maybe intentionally!?) with an ad for the their latest iPad. The take was that a giant machine (monolithic, corporate, cold) crushing the tools of human creativity (warmth, humanity, history etc.) wasn’t the imagery to go with.
Apple's new "Crush" ad (let's call it "2024") is a visual & metaphorical bookend to the 1984 ad.
1984: Monochome, conformist, industrial world exploded by colourful, vibrant human
2024: Colourful, vibrant humanity is crushed by monochrome, conformist industrial press
— James Clark 📈📉¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@mr_james_c)
12:54 PM • May 8, 2024
Twitter went bearish, while I on the other hand don’t think it’s that serious.
B is for Bumble. This week, Bumble rolled out a brand refresh around their big app update — men can now take the first move. The campaign that went along with it told women “don’t be a nun.” Its reception was chilly, just like this ad.
Who out there uses @bumble_app? Hosted their #WinterBumbleland party yesterday. It was chill. #ad
— Kendall (@KendallJenner)
8:37 PM • Apr 16, 2017
W is for Weak. In my opinion, the true sin here isn’t the bad ads. Ultimately, the point of an ad is to get people talking, which both of these did. But instead of basking in the attention and owning the discourse around it, both of these companies went soft and issued apologies. If you can’t say something with your whole chest, don’t say it at all.
G is for Gay. Unfortunately, a third bad ad from this week did just that.
Meme Stocks are back. GameStop stock rallied because the guy tweeted. Catch up on the drama on the latest episode of our podcast Too Online.
Your buddy who bought a few GameStop and AMC shares
— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry)
4:36 PM • May 14, 2024
One day for mom, one day for dad, a week for sharks. As it should be.
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs)
2:57 PM • May 12, 2024
did you watch sex and the city during your formative years? You may be entitled to cash compensation
— deana (@medeana)
4:43 PM • May 11, 2024
a beautiful girl with a mysterious source of income can save me
— knv (@knveth)
5:14 AM • May 15, 2024